Cowtown Keeylocko,
Welcomes you!

“You just head west. Watch Kitt Peak, and follow the signs to milepost 146. Cowtown Keeylocko. You see a sign that says three hoops and a holla, then two hoops and a holla, then one hoop and a holla, and then you’ll be right in the town of Keeylocko. We have the coldest beer in Arizona, so cold you have to open the beer with your overcoat on.” —Edward Keeylocko, 2012 Duke and Cat Show appearance